Saturday 14 May 2011

joke sms for santa banta

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..


radio sardar sms

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

Girl-to-Boy joke sms

Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

Wednesday 11 May 2011

funny sms joke

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

bangali newyear sms 2012

Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.


dedicated ceremony birthday sms

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

Memories HAPPY DIWALI sms

Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI

Tuesday 10 May 2011

friendship winning sms

Friendship is all about three things
-winning, losing n sharing
winning your friends heart,
losing your self ego,
and sharing joys n sorrows.

sms for lovable words to friend

5 Lovable words:
"I m alone without u"
4 pleasant words
"I care 4 u"
3 sweet words
"I miss u"
2 special words
"My Dear"
1 simple word
"friend" tats you..

only sweet friendship sms

Only Open Heart recieve Love..!!
Only open mind recieve Feelings..!!
Only open hands recieve Touch..!!
Only Sweet friend recieve my Sms..!!

SMS about true friend sms

Speaking without egos.
Loving without intentions.
Caring without expectations.
Praying without selfishness.
Is the sign of True friend....

friendship band sms

F : Full of love!
R : Rare to get
I : Ideal gift of god
E : Every time with u
N : Never 4 get !
D : Dear
THAT IS U..!..!!--

friendship sms for girl friend sms

A best friend
Scolds like a Dad,
Cares like a Mom,
Teases like Sister,
Irritates like Brother &
Finaly loves u more than a Lover.......

Thank You friendship sms

I am glad that friendship does nt come with price tags.
4 if it does, I'd never afford someone as great as you.

*Thank You*

INDRADHANUSHYA friendship sms

Sat rango se bana INDRADHANUSHYA

Sat suron se bani SARAGAM

Aur

Sat Aksharon se bana hai apana bandhan

*F=R=I=E=N=D=S*

Fish Bird stars travel friendship sms

Fish travel in the "SEA"
Bird travel in the "AIR"
stars travel in the "SKY"
but my dear friends "U" travel in My Heart...

feelings friendship sms

Thank you for the good times,
The days you filled with pleasure.
Thank you for fond memories,
And for feelings I'll always treasure.

Friends Teasing SMS

Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ki syringe ho tum,
Par kya karen jhelna padta hai,
Kyun ki dosti ka oxygen ho tum!

Par Milta friendship sms

Mile Har Janam Mein Aap Jaise Yaar,
Dua Karte Hai Ye Hum Bar Bar,
Chahe Kyun Na Thukra De Hume Ye Duniya,
Par Milta Rahe Hume Aap Jaise Dosto Ka Pyar.