Saturday 14 May 2011

joke sms for santa banta

Santa-are subah subah ye gadhe ke sath kaha jarahe ho?
Banta-dikhta nahi ye kutta he?
Santa-are mein tumse nahi is kutte se puch raha tha..


radio sardar sms

Sardar ke radio me kuch problem ho gayi to aur kharab ho gaya
Usne radio khol kar dekha to ek mara hua chuha mila
Ye dekh kar sardar gussa ho gaya aur bola : Ye chalega kaise?
Sala singer hi mara pada hai

Girl-to-Boy joke sms

Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,
mera dil jala kar rakh kar diya
Boy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.

Wednesday 11 May 2011

funny sms joke

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

bangali newyear sms 2012

Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.


dedicated ceremony birthday sms

Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

Memories HAPPY DIWALI sms

Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI